Moss: Well. One night we really drunk, and err… we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes. But when they arrived at the hotel we were too scared to do anything so we brought them to a fair. They were really nice. In the end they only charged us half but we did have to pay for all the rides.
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you